Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I've only just got my license and waved someone through at a four-way stop because I was nervous. They waved back. We both kept waving while traffic built up behind us. Someone finally honked, and we both panicked and went at the same time. I stalled the car in the intersection. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Madalena_fml 0
LMAO . Karma's a bitch .
christopherlove 0
I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (83)
Azurea_fml 0
YDI asshole. That's what you get for trying to be a hotshot. Learn to check the gas.
sublime93 0
Why do you feel the ******* need to say 'proceeded' when its not in the least bit necessary!!! Omg. Stupid fml btw.
silvermoonstar3 3
YDI. You shouldn't waste gas by speeding up unnecessarily when your empty light is on. YDI so much!
cd5love96 0
Epic Fail
_HollieWould 0
YDI on so many levels the other guy was the last one laughing! ha
illeyad 0
i agree witht he others, how could you not realize you were running out of gas? Didn't you notice your car was slowing down? Hopefully you'll learn from this.
Shizden 0
And I PROCEEDED to comment.
fml_24seven 0
FAR OUT PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED what the hell is it with that word that makes it so appealing? how about advance, continue, fare, get, get going, get on with, get under way, go ahead, go on, hie, journey, make a start, march, move on, move out, pass, press on, progress, push on, repair, set in motion, travel, wend.... i wud DIE to see those used instead oh an btw ure an ass for that move YDI
coffeennicotine 0
I hate people like you. YDI. He should have passed you while laughing his ass off.
fable228 0
hahahhahahahha