Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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Top comments
ApollosMyth 22
I'd be taking my ring back.
Blink_me26 21
Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
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Comments (346)
CrazyMelvin 14
Dump her. If she's that ungrateful now, how will she be later when You're married?
perdix 31
You have to violate her privacy like a deranged stalker to see what she says about the ring? Sounds like you two are going to have a long and fulfilling relationship together. There's a bullet heading towards you. Dodge it "Matrix"-style, dodge it!!!
amDes 11
They could have mutual friends and his family on her Facebook. I would call op right away if I was related to him and let him know. Facebook isn't high security.
Caelophile 8
Whatever. Anybody who knows how to navigate Facebook's privacy settings is a keeper.
ashleyhalla 21
Wow she sounds ungrateful might have to take that ring back.
Axel5238 29
Sorry to hear that OP. Though materialism generally doesn't wait that long before the red flags show up. There had to have been some signs along the way .
ni0ve 9
Women forget it's a gift. Take it or leave it.
Jenn50 19
*Some* women. I was thrilled with the ring I was given, and what it symbolized, as were most of the women I know.
kyuubi1 14
well time to find a better girl.
ZY1431 24
not for nothing but I'd not only take the ring back but also look for someone new. that's some shit right there.
Tressa1982 18
Ditch the bitch
kiakia0131 23
I agree. Take the ring back. Dump her. You deserve someone better than that ungrateful ****. She will always be ungrateful.