Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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Top comments
ApollosMyth 22
I'd be taking my ring back.
Blink_me26 21
Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
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Comments (346)
xOhItsMarleyy 9
aww man that sucks
Kateyez_26 13
She sounds like she cares more that the ring you got her didn't "meet her standards" than the fact you loved her enough to actually purpose and spend the rest of your life with her....you might wanna reconsider this gold digger and find a girl who will love you for you, not by what ring you get her.
karlcolt45 19
the ring is just a symbol of your bond, a dollar amount shouldn't affect that
stephenjn 11
Well, if you could not afford a "nice" ring, you sure cannot afford the divorce you are going to go through. Dump the loser!
joopjoop 19
that's the complete opposite of me :/ my boyfriend of 5 years doesn't want to propose to me because he thinks a decent engagement ring is 5k and I would be happy with any that didn't give me an allergic reaction
Tiber_fml 12
get out get out now
sunnyray812 42
Don't marry her until she learns to be more grateful.
Zomg_Okay 27
Better yet, don't marry her at all. Even better again, realise she isn't worth giving the time of day and move on.
ffffffffck 13
Run!!
skipper2009 18
Just a material girl!
nenadovichm 7
I'd dump her for being more interested in a ring than you. Silly bitch