Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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Top comments
ApollosMyth 22
I'd be taking my ring back.
Blink_me26 21
Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
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Comments (346)
Tessa_11 19
She's your ex now right? She should be happy you proposed to her, even if it was a crappy ring or something, she should still be grateful or happy. Sorry..
EmsyyyRose13 24
She sounds shallow. Tell her you made a mistake and break off the engagement. If she's going to bitch about the ring not being good enough, she doesn't deserve to have one.
Neesalun 20
Don't marry her is she isn't going to be grateful. What else us she going to act spoiled about?
Dsweetheart88 2
Spoiled! She should be happy u gave her what u can
Bex628 20
She's definitely not worth keeping then. A woman should be happy to receive ANY ring. It's about the lifetime commitment not a rock/mineral stuck into some metal.
AliSama 17
Run forest.! Run!
mk8833 9
Materialistic bitch
Ashley868 10
Maybe you should find a girl who deserves your ring. She obviously doesn't. Her reaction should tell you that.
chibiXjen 7
Dumb her ass and get a real girlfriend who appreciates the things you get her! You really wanna spend the rest of your life with an ungreatful bitch like that?
DK_91 9
1word: BITCH