Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML
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Top comments
ApollosMyth 22
I'd be taking my ring back.
Blink_me26 21
Well she sounds like an ungrateful bitch.
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Comments (346)
2ru 14
You may want to reconsider your proposal. If you have doubts, DON'T DO IT.
suckceed 17
She has to wear the ring for the rest of her life, it's only fair she gets to wear a ring she likes. Also you're lucky she loves you enough to try and keep her dislike of the ring away from you. At the end of the day she is an individual and she's allowed her own opinions.
yerawizardlizzy 27
OP should have at the very least consulted a friend or family member if he didn't know what she liked. Even better, he should have casually browsed a jewelry store with her so she could point out things. If I were a guy I would jump through hoops so I was confident I was avoiding this situation, especially before spending money on such a big purchase, regardless of the price. How she acted wasn't good, but I can't imagine buying something without being 100% confident the recipient would like it.
TheCrispyCat 20
I hate ungrateful people.
Bluepies 24
If you think an engagement ring is expensive, just wait till you see how much a divorce costs you. I'd cut my losses now, especially if it's been less than 30 days since the date of purchase.
Jenyferk 3
Run!!!!!
blayzie420 7
now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger...but..you know.
gribbsggg 5
Hi
Fernando83 19
Please update with more info because as it stands YDI if you marry her.
dravvy 7
She figured out you got it out of a 25 cent machine?
AmorVitae93 6
u seriously deserve a better women by your side what a ******* Bitch