By notthenaughtymaid - 04/08/2014 21:54 - United States - Cedar Bluff

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Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
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bobslawnservice 16

Hey, times are hard and we're all cleaning our own damn toilets.

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tbon3r 15

is yours slogan " I clean doors,floors,windows,and you"?

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tehdarkness 21

I hate the world today. Sex is great but nowadays everything is about sex all the time!

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sicksadworld1317 30

Hit reply all: "No, no.... We need more lemon pledge."

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seriouslygrowup 11

would like to see the ad posted; I suspect your incoherent ad might have looked like a sex ad. One person phoning would have been the odd-ball in the group, but 15 people misconstrued your ad as a sex ad?? you deserved it

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pdp_fml 21

They could clean the house first and then do sex afterwards.

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trey600rr 22

if you need the money why not, and I am sure there will be a mess to clean up afterwards!

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VanessaNal 13

*borat voice* "naughty naughty..."

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ulissey_fml 22

Beware, I've heard pervs do a lot of sexual brooming of young people over the internet.

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