By zahra_786 - 11/04/2013 09:11 - United Kingdom
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zahra_786
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Hey guys OP here! I loved reading the comments! So this was the first week or so he had moved in, so I set up my playstation 3 for us and the other three flatmates to allow him to get to know us and speak to us since he was new here! When I kept beating him, he started shouting stuff in Italian (he's a foreign student) and then at the end he started using my religion as the reason for my win! LOL. I also beat his ass on FIFA..but he had no ridiculous excuse there ! :Dp.s. he's hopefully moving out soon so its all good!
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Show it anywayYeah... that'll show him...?
I can't tell for sure but Allah me to try to explain. I think he thought they were dating
Sharia had to start them, Noor. Who else would Mecca these puns??
Shahadah go and do it with the muslim puns, eh Howie? I would've, but I didn't want people to think I was taking hijab at their religion.
Sir_ND_Pity
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These puns are per-turban me because it brings up the pressure to make a good one :3
Your puns are all a little Iran-dom, Syriasly! I'm gonna body salam you all soon!
Are you surah? I mean, people make a Wahhabi(t) out of making puns on this site. There's no Qur'an it.
People like that need to grow up.
itsbatwoman
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I knew this would bring out racist comments :L I'm a Muslim girl and a gamer, so I see OP's point
There's a huge difference between racist comments, and comments addressing race.
Yeah, one if my biggest pet peeves is people throwing the word racism around. I haven't seen a single comment so far I would term racist. It's like people don't understand exactly how godamn offensive it is to be labelled a racist. Randomly pulling the race card is like calling the man who tries to help you on the street a pedo or perv. You just end up harming your own cause!!! Seriously, if we live in a world where we can't even discuss race for fear of being called racist then I'm outta here.
#30 & #37 - I believe the mods keep tabs on that stuff. It's very likely this person saw posts you no longer see.
Then you guys must be very good to delete them all in the time between her post and mine. Not that it particularly matters. It IS one of my biggest pet peeves that people chuck the word around. I was mainly following up on the comment beneath it rather than directly aiming it at whatever the original posters number is, but don't worry, I've chilled out now Officer Alan.
Me too. :)
I see many opportunities to dress up like a ninja and freak him out when he least expects it. What a sore loser
At least he hasn't raped your mom. Anytime I play CoD, and hear no claims of my mom getting raped, or threats to rape her, is a successful day in my book, even days when I'm politely corrected in regards to my sexual orientation.
The irony is that rape and death threats are music to my ears when I play, and a day without them means my K/D must be suffering :)
I find it so annoying when guys care that a girl beat them...we can hold our own, too, yaknow guys
Right...
Yeah, she is right. I not only enjoy this fact, but I love me a dominatrix!
Trisha_aus
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..and in high heels
Stomping on me while calling me a-- I should stop there before I start going crazy...
don't forget the whip! ;D
Well. Ladies strong and weak, know how to party.
68- Side note: I love your bright shining hair. Quite beautiful quality. Now, chain me up and make me scream, "Mommy!"
At a certain point an insult is so bad that it becomes positive again. You should be happy that your gaming skills were powerful enough to break his brain.
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perdix
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The Taliban are Stone Age fighters that use 19th century tactics in their warfare. It's our side that uses the high-tech videogame approach to war. He's stupid to think that any physical advantage the average man has over the average woman would translate into video games. To make peace in the house, challenge him to an arm-wrestling contest (and let him win.)
RedPillSucks
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No, beat him there too. I'd be interesting to see how he would translate losing a physical contest to his adversary being Muslim or from the Taliban. I swear, I could get my Sociology PHD just writing about the shit observed on FML.
zahra_786
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I'd love to see his reaction if I beat him in arm wrestling..imagine what his reasoning would be? maybe I should just let him win perdix!
Of course they weren't. You ruined their work. Do you like to kick over painter's easels too?
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Pshhh where do you think they get their practice at?! Good job OP for being a video gamer ;) we need more like you
What a pussy your roomate is.