Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML
zahra_786 tells us more.
Hey guys OP here! I loved reading the comments! So this was the first week or so he had moved in, so I set up my playstation 3 for us and the other three flatmates to allow him to get to know us and speak to us since he was new here! When I kept beating him, he started shouting stuff in Italian (he's a foreign student) and then at the end he started using my religion as the reason for my win! LOL. I also beat his ass on FIFA..but he had no ridiculous excuse there ! :Dp.s. he's hopefully moving out soon so its all good!
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warfare32 9
Pshhh where do you think they get their practice at?! Good job OP for being a video gamer ;) we need more like you
BrittMcKayla 8
What a pussy your roomate is.
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Comments (205)
TheNewGuy03 29
Try blocking with green and/or red shells. It'll blow your mind how many times you *don't* have to get hit. Except for blue shells. **** blue shells.
simsgirlgem 25
Since I'm white I wonder what this Twat say about me when I kick his ass at CoD
capper44 18
#176: i have moved to canada two years ago, my room mate is white & he tells me that people have one word for them. I bet it will fit for him to say for you, perfectly.
scr_sensei 14
So he decided to cover his sexism with racism... sounds like a real winner! FYL
Omniprism 15
After I read your response to the posting I realized that he felt emasculated. But he needs to control his anger and what he says. Cause if he says something to the wrong person he might get beat up or worse.
xRezSynn 15
Wait what?
AdventuresInFoam 1
That's watcha get for playing Call of Duty.
chris_ovo_1 4
Hey what's your name?
stevothedevo 25
Your flat mate is the epiphany of a sore loser.
olfool 3
You're a Muslim chick who loves playing Call of Duty? Is your Uncle "The Most Interesting Man In the World?"
MikeFirenze 7
i'd definitely date you, even if you beat me in black ops!