Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
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2fknreaL 0
So what is the problem? The ball did the work for you.
login6437 0
Probably because it was a zit.. Just a thought.
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Comments (85)
Nickolazx 0
Ew
hcovballer247 0
Ew. Disgusting. You didn't need to share that with us.
shhhitsasecret 0
seriously.
perdix 31
Why didn't you pop the huge zit before the game? You provided your opponents a perfect target to score the winning point. Also, F (the equipment manager's) L because now he has to deal with a pus-drenched volleyball!
deafeningsilence 8
That last part made me cringe, perdix..
ishama13 0
I guess your zit took most of the impact, and that's why you're not hurt.
stronghand0331 17
Ah puberty and all it's glory. I'm sure everyone will remember that for the rest of your school career and laugh at your pain. But hey, it builds character!
wolftastic 0
you're cute:)
stronghand0331 17
Your face is painted
Crysta_fml 3
I know it's a little dicky to give out advice on fml, but this stuff got me through secondary school, because I used to have quite bad combination skin. if you do find yourself with a spot on your face, before school, pop it. You don't need to walk around the entire day with puss on your face, you can deal with keeping it un-noticable (or at least looking better) if you use the toothpaste trick. If you find yourself sprouting spots throughout the day, invest in a 'spot stick' garnier and clearasil do them, and they're quite helpful, especially the ones with a small concentration of peroxide in them [which I think clearasil do] Quite a few people are probably already laughing at you for it, so giving them less ammo is always good. Good luck with not getting a nick name from this one. FYL ball in your face - never good.
DocBastard 40
To me, "balls in the face" has nothing to do with volleyball...
sk8rgirljj 0
she said "ball" not "balls" lol
sourgirl101 29
Chestnuts, beer nuts, chin nuts....what?
DocBastard 40
Ah. Of course. I suppose I saw what my subconscious mind wanted me to see. Freud would have a field day with me...if he weren't dead, that is.
padma_yeshe_dawa 0
LMAO!!!! & gross....
Bikrbum 6
That must have been some zit when it takes a volleyball to pop it.
catatonicsleep 17
at least it didn't break your nose...
sk8rgirljj 0
did u try to pop the zit before the game? sounds like it was ready to be popped ahha.