Animals: Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically... - FML

By elliekilroy - 11/12/2010 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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By kdriver - 12/09/2016 14:44 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I'm fostering a very shy cat who doesn't like to be held. I had to move the litter box to another room, but when I picked him up to show him where I'd moved it to, he peed on me. FML

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By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 16:02 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Fight or flight

By hannah - 17/02/2011 05:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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Cats can do anything, but they have to want to

By Thankful I wear glasses - 29/06/2021 19:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after encouraging my cat to try his new cat bed all day with no success, I attempted to gently place him in it. Instead, he managed to fear-spray me in the face. Like a skunk. I didn't even know cats could do that. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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airball33 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:20

You shouldn't have done that

xX504DBXx 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:26

impressive aha. next time I'd like to see you scare the shit out of an elephant and see how enthusiastic you are about that.

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ahardwenis 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:23

Cats are unpredictable like no other. You could be petting one and then next thing you know it's attached to your arm. I prefer an animal that is not bipolar, such as a dog.

kindlystfupls 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:27

lol what did you do to it?!

SlenderJames 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:43

Have you looked into a career as a Small Animal Traumatizer? It sounds like it would be your cup of tea but I hear it pays like shit.

shockwave259 6

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:02

HA!

YourEvilHero 12

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:14

my cat is loyal he follows me out to the kitchen into the bathroom and wherever I go. he only sleeps when I sleep or aren't home,, and he'll play if I play with him

iloveloosy12 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:39

you sure did

maybaybe 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:05

I love my pussy ;)

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:10

Ahh. I see from your picture you must also love your pussy wet.

maybaybe 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:14

yep, even better ;)

rockhound 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:29

Damn Lennie, ease up on the grip next time.

TH3_B345T 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:49

i have one thing to say... hahahahaha i could totally see that happen!!

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