Health: Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin,...

By jami898 - 18/08/2015 04:30 - United States - Medford

Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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Liamj774 36

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:16

Unlike your brother, the floor will always be there for you

ryannmichael 17

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:18

Time to get your revenge. Hide his game console and tell him "some things won't always be there for you"

Comments

Warnerro 18

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:40

just a few scrapes pussy

I_Like_Dogs 28

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:44

"Damnit OP stop bleeding around the smell is distracting me you inconsiderate twat."

PsychicBulwark 4

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:50

Who the hell would say YDI to this?

SubparAtBest 23

Wednesday 19 August 2015 10:59

me.

Special_Orange 10

Wednesday 19 August 2015 16:41

#45, Why did she deserve it?

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 19 August 2015 2:13

If he was online I can understand but seriously so selfish

Mikie111999 11

Wednesday 19 August 2015 3:11

Man that black ops 3 beta huh?

kqwarrior 15

Wednesday 19 August 2015 3:23

Priorities...

LilMissCanadian 22

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:09

He needs to get his priorities straight.

Pinto_2015 9

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:41

Sounds like he is a great player of Call of Doo-ty.

abadoo123 15

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:45

He chose the best way to do things. COD > small injury

wonandonly 11

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:51

You passed out yet you remember everything that happened..?

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