Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
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Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML
Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML
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Top comments
Irchell 17
Scumbag dad strikes again.
olpally 33
What a jerk! Contest that grade with the school administration and teacher! That's bullshit.
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Comments (131)
Ashton3 7
Wow you think he'd have more faith!
sweetbliss3 37
you need to go to the principle or teacher or something. your idiot dad wasn't there. teacher didn't see you cheat so it didn't happen. what a dumbass
10showgirl 16
You don't have to hand in your work for a math test?
Stayin_Classy777 8
If your dad says falsely you're cheating, tell your mom falsely that he is also cheating. That should teach him a lesson.
jarockstar27 10
Aaannndd what proof does your dad have that you cheated?! Seriously your dad is an ass
MrSassyKoolAid 2
That's the exact opposite that happened to me. I got an F on a test and accused my math teacher of purposely failing me because I corrected him during class. Still got an F and had detention for 1 month
grunt_fml 17
What kind of test was it? In case it was math or physics or history you could easily proof that your answers were correct. But if it was something less "factual", like an essey, I am still wondering how he could give you an F. When I was in school, a "6" (the german "F") was only appropriate when you delivered a blank sheet of paper. As long as you showed some effort, at least a "5" would have been appropriate, even if you missed the subject.
nancy_ydg17 11
What a meany
hordriss 14
Wow, major dick move by your dad, and a disgraceful lack of faith. I can't understand how a parent could be that much of a dick to their own child.
Huddisher 10
What an asshole. My dad did something similar.
pooldude 24
You're father sounds like a serious piece of work!