Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML
Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML
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Top comments
Irchell 17
Scumbag dad strikes again.
olpally 33
What a jerk! Contest that grade with the school administration and teacher! That's bullshit.
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Comments (131)
xRezSynn 15
Wtf? What kind of a dad does that? Why does he want his own son to fail? What a dick!
brandoneyez1 25
Your dad is a douche bag.
TheWorldGreatest 8
What a dam brick!
catanita 18
Can you redo the test? This you can prove your father that you are way smarter than he thinks you are.
gin16 1
You have to stand up for yourself! Go talk to your counselor or the principal!!
utrax 23
Wow. Your dad is an asshole, hopefully you'll get your grade back.
SoultheWolf 19
WTF is wrong with your dad...?
grunt_fml 17
What. The. Hell?! One more father that needs to be remembered who will pick and pay for his retirement home.
senseoffender 2
Why did he think u cheated??? I find it hard to believe he was just like "o u did good!?!?! U must have cheated cause ur stupid" did he have some sort of evidence or reason to believe u cheated???
Omniprism 15
What a dick of a dad. Why not offer to take the test again to prove you didn't cheat.