Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML
Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML
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Top comments
Irchell 17
Scumbag dad strikes again.
olpally 33
What a jerk! Contest that grade with the school administration and teacher! That's bullshit.
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Comments (131)
mamaems 8
parenting done wrong!!
bkolek 13
Some parents have no faith in their kids anymore. Sad.
Eivana 37
What. The. ****.
perpblower 1
That's when you tell your mom that your dad cheated on her, and then see what she does.
sargeantbilko 5
Remind him that he gets to pay for college if you can't get scholarships.
natalyeah 3
Don't be a pansy and just take it like that. You better fight for the high grade. It's what you deserve. And eff your dad for not having any faith in you.
Ksweety_fml 27
Your dad ain't shit.
chilevmv 7
Your dad is a dick!
The_9th_Doctor 18
parents suck
sunnyray812 42
He shouldn't have assumed and lied to your teacher. What an asshole.