Transportation: Today, I offered my friend $150 to drop my girl and me off for...

By echo - 11/05/2016 18:59 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I offered my friend $150 to drop my girl and me off for at the airport. He's poor, so I try to help him out by paying for rides. My girl being with me, I asked him not to smoke weed while driving. He turned down the job because he needs a minimum of two blunts for the trip. FML

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You deserved it 1 435

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By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07

Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

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You deserved it 331

Never mix money with friends

By CannaDriver2023 - 12/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend brought four full grown hemp plants home. They cost $100 a pop; meanwhile he still owes $25 from a Lyft ride he claims he can’t pay back. FML

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You deserved it 138

By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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You deserved it 7 592

By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 297

You deserved it 7 405

By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 104

You deserved it 28 273

By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 850

You deserved it 7 016

By awkward - 05/09/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a friend's "party". Everyone bailed but my friend didn't say anything, so it's just me and my girl. The train tickets alone cost £20. FML

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You deserved it 422

Useful friends

By The One - 28/08/2021 05:01 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML

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You deserved it 114

The Vengabus is coming

By tim12345 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 534

You deserved it 3 641

By stewardess - 03/10/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 045

You deserved it 12 459

WinterChild 20

Thursday 12 May 2016 10:40

Gee, I wonder why he has no money...

Theuser12 4

Thursday 12 May 2016 10:40

You are a good person but I don't think your friend would use the money very wisely...

Comments

Dew438 14

Friday 13 May 2016 3:03

Smoke weed everyday.

OrganicSistah 17

Friday 13 May 2016 5:01

He poor but has money for weed?? And he's turning down jobs? FYL

SG44 14

Friday 13 May 2016 6:38

Sounds like some quality friends. In all seriousness though, you might need to find some new friends

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 14 May 2016 3:13

Driving under the influence. He is a real winner.

Josh_OneDay 7

Saturday 14 May 2016 7:56

brownsugarxo 15

Saturday 14 May 2016 12:47

he's broke but can afford two blunts per car ride... what a joke...

JackFaire 27

Friday 9 September 2016 20:31

Stop feeling bad there is a very obvious reason why he's poor.

HalfLit 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:00

It's his car dude. He's obviously not that poor if he turned down $150 just cause he didn't wanna go on a road trip without a toke. Get over your white knight complex.

Annies 17

Friday 14 May 2021 18:40

Some people become more focused and less anxious under the influence of marijuana (myself included). So much so that I’d sometimes be accused of coming to work high when I wasn’t (and vice versa).