Today, I offered my friend $150 to drop my girl and me off for at the airport. He's poor, so I try to help him out by paying for rides. My girl being with me, I asked him not to smoke weed while driving. He turned down the job because he needs a minimum of two blunts for the trip. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, my friend brought four full grown hemp plants home. They cost $100 a pop; meanwhile he still owes $25 from a Lyft ride he claims he can’t pay back. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I went to a friend's "party". Everyone bailed but my friend didn't say anything, so it's just me and my girl. The train tickets alone cost £20. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
Gee, I wonder why he has no money...
Theuser12 4
You are a good person but I don't think your friend would use the money very wisely...
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Comments (39)
Dew438 14
Smoke weed everyday.
OrganicSistah 17
He poor but has money for weed?? And he's turning down jobs? FYL
SG44 14
Sounds like some quality friends. In all seriousness though, you might need to find some new friends
dragoongirl90 34
Driving under the influence. He is a real winner.
Josh_OneDay 7
?
brownsugarxo 15
he's broke but can afford two blunts per car ride... what a joke...
JackFaire 27
Stop feeling bad there is a very obvious reason why he's poor.
HalfLit 17
It's his car dude. He's obviously not that poor if he turned down $150 just cause he didn't wanna go on a road trip without a toke. Get over your white knight complex.
Annies 20
Some people become more focused and less anxious under the influence of marijuana (myself included). So much so that I’d sometimes be accused of coming to work high when I wasn’t (and vice versa).