Today, I offered my friend $150 to drop my girl and me off for at the airport. He's poor, so I try to help him out by paying for rides. My girl being with me, I asked him not to smoke weed while driving. He turned down the job because he needs a minimum of two blunts for the trip. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, my friend brought four full grown hemp plants home. They cost $100 a pop; meanwhile he still owes $25 from a Lyft ride he claims he can’t pay back. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I went to a friend's "party". Everyone bailed but my friend didn't say anything, so it's just me and my girl. The train tickets alone cost £20. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML
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WinterChild 20
Gee, I wonder why he has no money...
Theuser12 4
You are a good person but I don't think your friend would use the money very wisely...
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monkyvirus 13
He should not be driving high, it is extremely dangerous. The only way I got a friend to stop was by threatening to call the police if I knew he was doing it. It sounds harsh but they could kill someone or themselves, you wouldn't let a friend drive drunk would you?
URBeingLied2 23
Tell your friend to grab a magnet and sprinkle some weed in a bowl of water. You can use the magnet to move the bud like it was made of metal. Marijuana these days is bogus and full of chemicals/metals, possibly nano-technology. See if he still wants to smoke it knowing there's a visible reason the government suddenly doesn't mind it being legal here and there.
Frid_Kun 7
Some friends you have.
sweetjenn 8
That's so pathetic of him.
Nezah 6
You saved him then really. Smoking weed and driving is pretty dangerous, people die from it
Anubis95_fml 10
That's his dumbass fault.
Catdragon 40
Does he really need the weed though? He makes the choice every time he buys weed. Weed isn't cheap. If I were you, I wouldn't fund his drug habit.
IorvethTheXolo 8
I can't believe you'd get in the car with him in the first place whether your girlfriend was with you or not. My husband is in law enforcement (but is not against weed) and he's seen his fair share of the consequences of driving while under the influence. It's a legal substance here, but it's no different than driving under the influence of alcohol. It's got it's own rules and standards to fit the substance, but the result is still a DUI. If he "lights up before and after" how is that different from someone getting drunk before getting in the car? Dear god, I sound like a prude. I swear, I'm not. I love my alcohol and drinking is usually my idea, but I cannot stand the thought of someone altering their judgement with drugs or alcohol then getting on the road where they put themselves and others in very real danger. I think people forget that cars are as dangerous as they are. When we get on the road, all that keeps us in order is some painted lines of various colors on the ground. We put a lot of trust in the other drivers around us to follow the rules. All it takes is one driver not following the rules (in this case, an intoxicated driver) for someone to be seriously hurt or killed. My husband and I have already lost one friend to a drunk driver. We'd rather not lose any more, but the risk is always there as long as people are getting behind the wheel when they shouldn't be.
rosiegp 5
You don't have to be a prude to not approve of people driving while intoxicated, whether it be weed or alcohol or any other drug <3
dragoongirl90 34
Totally don't sound like a pude. Just sound like someone with a brain.
RabbitOfAurora 28
OP. Stop giving them money and being an enabler.
courtzzz23 17
smoke weed everydaaaay