Today, I offered my friend $150 to drop my girl and me off for at the airport. He's poor, so I try to help him out by paying for rides. My girl being with me, I asked him not to smoke weed while driving. He turned down the job because he needs a minimum of two blunts for the trip. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, my friend brought four full grown hemp plants home. They cost $100 a pop; meanwhile he still owes $25 from a Lyft ride he claims he can’t pay back. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I went to a friend's "party". Everyone bailed but my friend didn't say anything, so it's just me and my girl. The train tickets alone cost £20. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML
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WinterChild 20
Gee, I wonder why he has no money...
Theuser12 4
You are a good person but I don't think your friend would use the money very wisely...
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Comments (39)
lexos 16
You should try to make him stop smoking weed. Money is not gonna help him much if he smokes that much weed.
bazoo42 25
Sounds like he did you the favor by turning you down.
RingKaKing91 10
Well, you have to respect him for being so blunt.
Wishe 17
You can always find another ride but he's obviously got a problem bad enough to make him turn down $150, so I'd say it's more F his life than yours.
Wishe 17
How was he enabling? He offered him money, not drugs, and OP would have no control over how the money would be spent.
Matttis 7
You are paying for his addiction. If you really want to help him you need to stop doing that. Sounds hard, I know. But how is he supposed to learn? I'm not against weed, but this is just too much.
Timber147 9
Can't help people that don't want to be helped.
chosha_fml 27
Hey, you tried. His fail, not yours.
Chazzster 32
OP, for your safety and everyone else's never use him again for transportation - The risk is too high. Use Uber or some other service instead. Driving stoned is like driving drunk - Illegal, dangerous, and totally irresponsible.
wow2mylife 25
saved you 150 for the trip