Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
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Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
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Top comments
yerawizardlizzy 27
What were you expecting? "Wow, that girl can really drive! I need to ask her out and quickly marry her so her clearly superior genes can be passed on to children!" No, girl.
bellydancer82 15
Why would you try to impress someone with your driving skills...? Idk I know men are turned on easily but all you had to do was park, look cute, and step out of the car ;)
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Comments (76)
LPac5295 27
Guys don't usually find driving skills impressive unless you're a professional race car driver. So even if you hadn't rear ended him I don't think he would have cared. YDI
neuronerd 29
Exactly what I came here to say. That, or a stunt driver.
Lalala579121 28
Or if you're in (or on) an expensive sports car or something.
anythingrandom 23
and now you have his attention!
Railroader 16
I guess that is one way to make an impression
Tyrez 32
Yeah those driving skills are real impressive alright.
ThrottleJockey 36
Rear ending a guy's car will not usually end with him wanting to "rear end" you.
Kiernan151 25
It's parking, its not like you went all Fast and Furious to impress him, if parking would impress you I think you may need to reevaluate
savagetitan 13
nothing say notice me like a hit in the rear
Mf2307 15
except it's the wrong rear lmao
Sora_McKain 36
"I hope I never get hit in the rear again".
HeadlessSparrow 20
well you impressed him alright!
tomvertigo 17
Backing out of a space is meant to impress?
Mf2307 15
now that's got to totally suck lol