Work: Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker....

By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML

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By a816090 - 27/05/2019 18:09

Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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By Oops - 09/12/2018 14:00

Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 26/01/2016 02:56 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

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By failedgamer01 - 30/09/2021 05:00 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2016 0:27

Surprises me that they're concerned about the note rather than the pee on the floor.

dudeutookhrs 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:10

How'd you get caught?

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worldclassrager 39

Sunday 3 July 2016 1:06

Well the culprit walked into that one on their own...now everyone knows

cocacola999 27

Sunday 3 July 2016 1:13

A similar thing happened at my former workplace. Someone had been having diarrhea for several days - and leaving the toilet horrible after them. My coworker wrote an amicable letter and hung it on the wall, asking simply for people to leave the toilet at least as clean as they found it. Surprisingly many people went ballistic, asking why she was posting "hurtful notes". I still fail to see why it is rude to ask people to keep a reasonable level of hygiene.

holly_fly 34

Sunday 3 July 2016 8:22

If there was a name on it, like "Suzie, please clean up after yourself." I could understand. But if the note literally says "Please clean up after yourself." There is no reason for someone to get upset.

cocacola999 27

Sunday 3 July 2016 11:13

She definitely didn't post any names - there were several offices on our floor, chances were we didn't even know the person responsible.

lee47_fml 6

Sunday 3 July 2016 1:26

Urine on the floor constitutes a health hazard. It ends up tracked all over the work areas. The Human Recourse dept ( or whom ever fills that spot) should be made aware of it. Next time there is urine on the floor don't post notes, contact HR or boss and lodge complaint about the urine on the floor as a health hazard.

milleso5 10

Sunday 3 July 2016 2:16

in my last job in a call centre people use to take dumps on the toilet seat. whenever we complained we where been negative against the company. hang in there op, I feel your pain.

zebra3_fml 7

Sunday 3 July 2016 2:27

the joys of working for a corporation. "could someone scare us with a ******* lawyer?" is more important than "what makes more sense. you people wanted political correctness, enjoy your new age of bullshit.

tarlax 11

Sunday 3 July 2016 3:03

I'm not seeing how political correctness in any way relates to the corporate BS here, or how Californians all wanted PC in the first place. You sound like the kind of idiot who blames anything you don't like on "political correctness" or "libtards".