Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
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Top comments
bas504 14
Surprises me that they're concerned about the note rather than the pee on the floor.
dudeutookhrs 24
How'd you get caught?
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Comments (51)
worldclassrager 41
Well the culprit walked into that one on their own...now everyone knows
cocacola999 27
A similar thing happened at my former workplace. Someone had been having diarrhea for several days - and leaving the toilet horrible after them. My coworker wrote an amicable letter and hung it on the wall, asking simply for people to leave the toilet at least as clean as they found it. Surprisingly many people went ballistic, asking why she was posting "hurtful notes". I still fail to see why it is rude to ask people to keep a reasonable level of hygiene.
holly_fly 34
If there was a name on it, like "Suzie, please clean up after yourself." I could understand. But if the note literally says "Please clean up after yourself." There is no reason for someone to get upset.
cocacola999 27
She definitely didn't post any names - there were several offices on our floor, chances were we didn't even know the person responsible.
lee47_fml 6
Urine on the floor constitutes a health hazard. It ends up tracked all over the work areas. The Human Recourse dept ( or whom ever fills that spot) should be made aware of it. Next time there is urine on the floor don't post notes, contact HR or boss and lodge complaint about the urine on the floor as a health hazard.
milleso5 10
in my last job in a call centre people use to take dumps on the toilet seat. whenever we complained we where been negative against the company. hang in there op, I feel your pain.
zebra3_fml 7
the joys of working for a corporation. "could someone scare us with a ******* lawyer?" is more important than "what makes more sense. you people wanted political correctness, enjoy your new age of bullshit.
tarlax 11
I'm not seeing how political correctness in any way relates to the corporate BS here, or how Californians all wanted PC in the first place. You sound like the kind of idiot who blames anything you don't like on "political correctness" or "libtards".
Armeniangirl_fml 15
geez... that's a bad workplace. FYL OP
FailStaff 15
I'm betting you more than anything that whoever was going to write you up was the one to do it
ClitasaurusRex 3
well, California is well known for its liberal whiney pieces of shit.
Adamjohn82 19
Checks location...seems about right.
gigiskye 20
They are more concerned about s note than someone peeing on the floor?!?