Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
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Top comments
bas504 14
Surprises me that they're concerned about the note rather than the pee on the floor.
dudeutookhrs 24
How'd you get caught?
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Comments (51)
samlovesham1234 9
As long as you didn't name anyone specifically, there should not have been a problem.
Smiley_70 22
boss from Client came and complained about hygiene in female toilets I asked for more information toilet seat floor what no response However went to public hospital to visit and shit was all over the floor I went and advised someone
Jay104 4
Sounds like your boss is responsible!
sgdigaetano 3
That would really piss me off.
missmonkie 16
just today at work I discovered 3 stalls outta 5 with pee on the seat... it's the ladies room.. wtf is wrong with the ladies that there is pee on the seat?!
samlovesham1234 9
Are there recent immigrants where you work? Some countries where they come from don't have the same type of toilets as in the US or Canada.
manuwish 9
so yeah, the person doing it is in charge of the company..why you had to sign the note is another question OP, were you looking for accolades? besides, are you the person cleaning the toilets? have that/those make the sign or note instead, no one really wants to fire the cleaning person for asking for a little respect of the premises!
sam6691 13
I hope you don't work in the food industry
trucker2 33
Maybe next time post: stand closer it's shorter than you think: Or this restroom aims to please... YOU aim to please..
withered 30
That twat should be potty trained. Or fired. Buy him some diapers OP. Did you point out what this was all about? How can they go after you while they should discipline that disgusting idiot.
DerpTheDestroyer 4
You didn't publicly humiliate anyone... no names were written, so those who did it know who they are