uwotm8
Burwood, Australia
Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Masey
United States
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Geemeisters
Studley, United Kingdom
Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
KeithFFS
United States
Stealth mode activated
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
abigiggles
Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Smile
France
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
..,did you really think killing a spider that was on your car with your keys wasn't a terrible idea? YDI
devildog562 33
You absolutely deserve it for using your keys . That's just not smart...
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Comments (71)
Dswank620 18
Well your first mistake was not killing it with fire
annihil8or 15
Yup. Always set the car or house on fire to make sure you got the spider.
Mcstud1y 30
How do you manage to do that?
jackipdoc 31
That's why I try to kill spiders on my car with knives. Duh!! (Sarcasm)
khorstmye 15
You can't fix stupid.
starlandmarie 22
I've attempted to kill a spider with a screwdriver so I've no room to talk lol.
Darkness_Hate 29
YDI for using keys, use a firethrower next time.
13ky13 20
Like a shotgun.
MrGibbs25 20
what exactly were you thinking in attacking a spider with a key. Especially since it was on your car?! just.... why...
holdaloverclose 14
You're a different kind of stupid.
m_warner1 14
I think it's interesting that people hate spiders so much (my unpopular opinion I guess)
brand125 17
its because its a veryyyyy common irrational fear, so no matter how many times you tell me theyre normally harmless and good for the environment, my mind will not let me be okay around them because its irrational and they scare me.
limabeans101029 21
It is interesting. I'm absolutely terrified of spiders even though I know I have no reason to be. I always tell myself that they aren't going to hurt me and that they're just going about their business and don't care about me, but whenever I actually see one I just completely freak out. Very odd.
brand125 17
exactly, 49. i myself actually feel bad for killing them because theyre peaceful, but if its in my house it gotta die because i cant have it near me and im not picking it up to take it outside. even just talking about spiders in detail can sometimes make me twitchy and anxious when theres none to be seen. yet ive held a scorpion and liked it, even want one as a pet and have no problem with them even though they are still arachnids. so it makes NO sense...