Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
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Top comments
lucyford 0
owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.
Engineer_Chick 0
Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?
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Comments (147)
bitca 0
I appreciate the reference, Jaywin.
luvable_loozer 0
wow...glad I got married before all this internet dating stuff started happening.....what a complete jerk. have manners really declined that much? I'm depressed as hell, and it didn't even happen to me!
ga2157 0
hahahaha!
amykillswitch 0
lmao #90. this dude sounds like a tool. your better off.
kero3030 0
L2 DVDA
Hazza_69 1
wow whatta ********.
how_am_i_alive 0
ohhh ur poor thing, dont worry guys cant be so harsh sometimes, its probably happened to heaps of people
FTL 0
Ouch. But that's why I don't do online dating. Or blind dates.
kingez77 0
damn.
LuxLisbon_fml 0
That sucks, but I guess guys just tend to be way more forthright about their personal opinions on how attractive (or not) they think a girl is, so it's a waste of time being offended by it. I mean, by that logic, you should be immensely flattered every time a car beeps at you. (Not saying I mind when that happens, but I don't think it means I'm super-hot or anything; it's just what guys do).