Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
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Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
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tpuff 7
What a douche.
littlemonster94 15
In my head I'm imagining some guy standing in front of you with a clipboard..... "No! You will not do!" He's not worth your time...
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Comments (90)
feldco1 17
Dodged a bullet there OP. You deserve better than that douche!
karlcolt45 19
“what? but I thought YOU were a woman!"
gracehi 31
Ha ha! OP could have totally turned it around on him and said, "You sick pedophile, you! Get away from me!" I bet she's kicking herself now. Happens to the best of us though. Don't you wish you had a time machine so you can deliver the awesome comeback you thought of after the moment was passed?
Keevarou 17
He should not judge a book by its covers
DanielT1994 19
He has every right to be picky. I do think the words he used were unwarranted, unless he was telling her the truth.
PewPewPewBoom 16
Boy that gotta suck!
Amizee 12
Lads are such dick heads these days... I would've slapped him!
Keevarou 17
Because someone is a dick does not justify using physical means
TheRandomIndian 17
She said dick head not dick geez 39
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
OP at least you saved yourself from wasting time with a loser. Don't take his word for granted, he is probably a nasty guy who pretends to be nice to girls just to build their hopes up and then gets a kick if insulting them. If it was not the case, why talk to you in the first place? He is just a dick who wanted to play some mean game.
kjsmom 2
wow what a dick. keep looking u wouldn't want to be with him anyway if hes going to be like that.
ThatOneDrummer 8
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! Or wait, vice-versa...
rachelkoo 10
You should've said: oh ? so you're lesbian?
eyesmile27 7
Funny and sweet can't cover up Shallow Hal! Sorry OP, hope a much better guy comes along soon *fingers crossed*