Anonymous
United States
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
insightful
Australia
Today, I was warning a girl in my art class to be careful with a Stanley knife, as she had managed to cut her finger quite badly. Just as I said it, I sliced my finger open with a Stanley knife. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
chlolivia
Canada
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
just the tip, though
Grovetown, United States
Kitchen Nightmares
Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML
Top comments
K_kanaka 26
Well OP you have shown them how not to use one
MattBC97 4
I'm sure the kindergartners loved to see that...
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Comments (102)
failgamer 7
Nice to know you are teaching the kids
OfficeNinja 5
Did you also teach them how to not eat paste?
loserman67 36
Smooth move Ex-Lax -- did you then proceed to teach your class the proper use of the "F" word? Please place a follow up post the day you teach them to use scissors.
muffinXmonster 12
I bet there will only be a few future staple accidents now thanks to your accident
Feared 9
Than they will think that stapling your finger is no big deal. Kids are smarter than you think.
porcupineattack1 5
Role model!
bmwguy01 8
A kid goes home and says mommy look I can use a stapler!.…
Heinousness 0
One word. FAIL
acronach 5
"well class, this is how not to use a stapler, and also, how not to operate in life. "
siberianhamster 17
And you're allowed to supervise infants?