Anonymous
United States
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
insightful
Australia
Today, I was warning a girl in my art class to be careful with a Stanley knife, as she had managed to cut her finger quite badly. Just as I said it, I sliced my finger open with a Stanley knife. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
chlolivia
Canada
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
just the tip, though
Grovetown, United States
Kitchen Nightmares
Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML
Top comments
K_kanaka 26
Well OP you have shown them how not to use one
MattBC97 4
I'm sure the kindergartners loved to see that...
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Comments (102)
pixieloveunicorn 0
FAIL
unkown7866 0
Ha you ****
crazyblackchick 0
Watch closely, children. This is how you fail.
BunBunBabe 8
Somewhere out there little kids are purposefully stapling their appendages... Way to go
sensboltsfan84 4
Good job, since they're too young to be learning how to use a stapler
fuzz97 23
amazing
The_9th_Doctor 18
you're a keeper
gAt_d 26
At least you showed them what not to do.
atm3334 5
Still not as bad as super gluing 2 fingers together
Sudoc 29
Kind of like that guy who was showing a classroom full of kids a gun (I'm not sure why) and said that he was the only one in the room qualified to handle the gun and then promptly shot himself in the leg.