Love: Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle;...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

Comments

J0gby 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:40

thats what you get for being such a man b***h.

daleftw 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:03

This is not an FML. Threesome ASAP.

juleski21 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:04

That's just hot

yuhtoofas 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:32

ok bro y is dis an fml it's every straight guy dream

1greatsk8er 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:06

3 sum!

1greatsk8er 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:05

3 sum!

felixshen 18

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:11

you are an asshole

Angi95 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:11

the more the marrier right and isn't that like every guys fantasy why are u complaining!!!!?!???!?

Leftieswillrule 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:13

wait.. both of yur girlfriends. as in more than one?

qjdb 8

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:14

You do realize that this is NOT an FML, right?

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