By Dartfrogger - 12/02/2015 19:16 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML
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TupniTuptuo 29
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He's not wrong, but I am sorry for your situation.

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IDontKnow10101 14

Technically he's right, but it's still rude for him to say that.

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tinyrosie 21
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Best friend?

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fuckedPriceless 17
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honestly that'd be my response too. I applaud his cleverness.

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MDoremis 38
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Yikes, it might be time to reevaluate your friendship.

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ohjoy15 33
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@#2 Right? Who does that? For the next few days every time he comes to you with something important... just pull out your phone and casually respond with "technically,______." Sorry about your grandmother OP.

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MDoremis 38
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@#19 More people than I think we care to admit. People are horrible sometimes.

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kaitiekief 12
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Many people can't deal with serious situations in a subtle manner. No need to ditch them as a friend just because they can't handle a tense conversation.

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TupniTuptuo 29
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He's not wrong, but I am sorry for your situation.

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TomatoGuts 10
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Well, I mean, technically he's right. But if he were being considerate, he wouldn't have pointed it out. Sorry about your grandmother, OP. :

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natoshuh 4

I agree, it was the wrong time to point out that "technicality". I am sorry for the unfortunate news OP.

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dimerneckel 22

I think you should have a talk with him about this. Don't let it get between you.

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R2Y2 22
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Should probably just stop talking to him altogether, what a prick.

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persianjr 15
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Wow.. What an asshole. You need a new best friend OP.

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IDontKnow10101 14

Technically he's right, but it's still rude for him to say that.

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corporatescoundr 25
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Yeah but technicalities don't excuse asshole-ish behavior...

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ZachHatesPeople 22
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Everybody is dying. But your "best friend" may die suddenly and sooner. Am I right?

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makkarari 18
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They should not be considered your best friend. A best friend is someone who actually cares, or in my case was more like a sister than a friend. I would be careful around this one if I were you.

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