Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I woke up on my day off as a family man. Yesterday I played an AI game where I went back to my college days in the 2000s. I recreated those days as they were, and it brought back many memories. The problem? The game let me create the perfect girlfriend. I regret dating my now ex-wife back then more than ever. FML
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Top comments
The_Creeper_fml 8
Well then. I think you need to be more optimistic OP! You aren't single and fat! You're liberated and well endowed! Yeah. Sure. Can I get a cookie?
123josie123 11
Aww take an example of your sim, I'm sure you're being too harsh on yourself! *cyber hugs*
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Comments (115)
Dracoboxer357 36
Just don't be afraid to ask people or chatrooms for advice or tips. Hell, you can even email me, I'll write you up a routine myself if you really want one, I love helping people getting started. Seriously. But you have to choose your own level of commitment to whether you Want to socialize, get in shape and start knocking on doors for a job. I hope the best for you, because I Know you can do this!!! So do it!!! :)
suumbuum 13
Do something about it...
yaoifreak 8
You can change your weight if you want it's called exercise.but I really can't talk because I'm lazy..but I'm not fat ..um not that I'm calling you fat ,you said that yourself ..urg I should just shutup....
congele 6
Maybe you should be working out, meeting people, and looking for a job instead of playing Sims then...
urmomshouse 0
Its sad when a fake person is smarter than you...
glamourgigi2741 0
Do what u want to with ur life chase ur dreams and don't let them slip away
stepymac 15
Go work out then. :|
korn13 3
Well maybe it's because you play the Sims
mars13_fml 8
Get off of your lazy ass and do something about it
everstrike 7
I understand you bro