Animals and Health: Today, I made a frustrating discovery about my new bunny. He...

By Lane - 18/11/2018 14:00

Today, I made a frustrating discovery about my new bunny. He can’t stand the fan in my small studio apartment, and thumps angrily and refuses to sleep if it's on. I can’t sleep with it off. FML

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Is there any way you can shield him from the wind it makes? Or is it the sound that the bunny doesn't like?

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The bunny gotta go

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