Money: Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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You deserved it 9 758

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By 97 - 17/02/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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You deserved it 2 053

Enjoy!

By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 552

You deserved it 6 571

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 254

You deserved it 3 084

Roommate from hell #457

By Theguyinthedark - 30/06/2016 13:23 - Bangladesh

Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML

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You deserved it 1 149

Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 934

You deserved it 182

Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 538

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 563

You deserved it 5 928

By okay - 22/07/2015 04:58 - United States - Woodstock

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

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You deserved it 2 299

samcro3 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:22

Ghetto gourmet!

HowAreYouToday 34

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:23

Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D

Comments

pbonham 22

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:39

I don't understand how you could eat garlic butter >.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 8:07

I guess they were just REALLY hungry.

jjacci 12

Sunday 10 March 2013 8:30

Personally I would have complained that they didn't give me my garlic BREAD. But, that's just me.

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Sunday 10 March 2013 9:06

34 - Unless you're gay. Then they just donate money to countries that kill people like you.

imaCONartist 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 9:10

Budget accounts never fail. Ever. I'm sorry though, OP, but it does get easier. :)

mcbainos 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 9:33

That's terrible OP Lol

chlorinegreen 27

Sunday 10 March 2013 9:35

So they remembered the garlic butter but forgot the pizza?

KM96 24

Sunday 10 March 2013 9:57

Aww that really sucks. I hope you can sort out a way through it. All the best :)

whatafuckup 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 12:03

atleast ur bills are paid

SaysOfRay 3

Sunday 10 March 2013 12:13

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Otonashi_fml 5

Sunday 10 March 2013 12:38

You may be broke, but at least you are smart enough to think of ideas like that. Next time you are hungry meet up with a friend at their home and stay there as long as they get hungry - they will ask you if you want something, too. Or stock up on rice!