Money: Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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By 97 - 17/02/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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Enjoy!

By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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Roommate from hell #457

By Theguyinthedark - 30/06/2016 13:23 - Bangladesh

Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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By okay - 22/07/2015 04:58 - United States - Woodstock

Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML

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samcro3 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:22

Ghetto gourmet!

HowAreYouToday 34

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:23

Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D

Comments

badoodi 2

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:25

Get in touch with me! R u interested in a business opportunity

yui9 4

Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:22

Op your an a-hole. On behalf of everyone who owns a restaurant.

yui9 4

Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:26

Omg I just read all the comments. Your all losers.

MakinMills 12

Tuesday 12 March 2013 8:51

Haha. Nice one.

lovebubbles123 3

Thursday 21 March 2013 7:12

Aww:((

mxgirl1998 26

Saturday 12 October 2013 6:09

Free butter.. Right?

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 17:16

Don't you know anybody who could help you with some food until next payday? This is why I fully expect to be supporting my children until the are about 40! FYL

20minutesto9 23

Wednesday 6 August 2014 23:41

It sucks that you're broke, but there's no reason for you to be rude to the workers like that. I'm sure they would have still given it to you if you were calm and polite about it.