Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
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Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML
Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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Top comments
LeonKennedy45 10
Glad you dumped his ass.
coried91 28
That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
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Comments (248)
graceinsheepwear 33
That's a shame but didn't you check with him before buying tickets? The planets would have to align before I'd risk a major nonrefundable expense that counted on another person's cooperation.
arre2006 19
At least you ditched that geek
WhisperSoflty 20
No, she ditched an asshole. The fact that he likes Harry Potter is separate from the fact that he's a ginormous jackass.
oh_lordy_me 18
Take a girl friend with you and go to have a fun time!
illusong 16
tell him u dont wanna see his fat beer belly popping out of his swim trunks anyways!
ghil_fml 7
im willing to go with you :D
tayloral3 6
Ok? So your boyfriends am ass. Take a friend and have a good time.
TRYoungn 6
Sounds like you need to fly outta there!
sassy2085 16
Take a girlfriend and have a fantastic time without him.
asherm 15
Find a replacement. If not another guy, than a girl friend. Sorry your ex is an idiot
Miss_Klutzie 28
I hope you said 'Id rather date someone who appreciates and respects me, instead of being with your dumbass!' (: