Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
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Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML
Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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LeonKennedy45 10
Glad you dumped his ass.
coried91 28
That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
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dmattimeoj 12
for the fear of flying (name) i recommend xanex - i usually pop one right before i go through security so it starts to kick in right around take off if im feeling apprehensive about the flight . smooth sailing from there. hopefully you will have more fun with out him. could be a blessing in disguise as its probably a good time for you to get away and have a good time. no drama, just beautiful beaches and tropical waters!
WhisperSoflty 20
The problem with that idea is that Xanax is a controlled substance that can only be legally obtained with a prescription. Of course, some doctors are fine with prescribing a 1-2 day one time fill of it, but that's rare. OP's best bet is to look in to some homeopathic stress relievers. I know that some companies make a chamomile supplement that promotes relaxation.
dmattimeoj 12
maybe others have had different experiences, but i´ve never had any trouble getting a few days supply from my doctor. i just explain the situation and he has no problem writing a script for a very small number of pills. but i agree that homeopathic can be a good way to go if you can find something that works for you, as it can be less trouble to acquire. it´s kind of funny because i actually love to fly. i can never get enought of the view out the window whether watching the clouds drift by or the ground far below. it's just the takeoffs that i find extremely unsettling.
truesarrif 33
I'm free if you need a second lol
Iceman225 11
Ok, that was creepy. 0_o
lb0812 18
Well time for Stella to get her groove back :)
MoonRocks 5
Harry potter will take care of the asshole ;)
ninjacow123 6
Lol I bet she's actually a fat ass
PhotoSmith 25
Probably a pig, not a cow.
skyturtle 9
Or she's actually very beautiful and her boyfriend's just an asshole.
keverdeen 14
Just take a friend and forget that loser. Have a great time with someone who loves you and won't judge you. Who needs a boyfriend to have fun in freakin Jamaica?!
EvieM97 8
Quidditch? Really?
Posthuman 26
Quidditch isn't the problem. Him calling her fat is the problem.
Emily062611 6
Ehh... They're kind of both the problem. He insulted her and ditched her for a non-emergency situation.
Carmstro 13
If he hadn't called her fat I would have been torn as to whether or not he was an idiot or awesome
ilesuk 11
If all else fails take the time for yourself and go alone.
alycion 38
Since airline tickets are purchased in your name and you have to show id to get past security, it may not be so simple to just take someone with her. Some airlines are good about stuff like that. Some will only transfer the ticket to another date in the same person's name. Travel insurance is inexpensive and worth it. I've had to cancel trips due to illness or emergencies before and it has saved my ass. The other times I was with airlines who I knew would give me credit for a future flight.
rita91 5
Take a good friend and have a blast