Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
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Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML
Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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Top comments
LeonKennedy45 10
Glad you dumped his ass.
coried91 28
That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
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Comments (248)
stingerz2012 11
I love Harry Potter and Quidditch is awesome but you should come first.
BabyGirlJr1 11
brake up with his dumb ass he doesn't deserve you if he says THAT!
HungerGames95 13
Take one of your friends instead
tyler_mcdolan 10
I didn't know those were real....
rockydify 22
Maybe you can go with someone else. Don't pass up going to Jamaica! Sorry about your break-up. :(
LyraAlluse 25
Who would turn down a trip to Jamaica? I think your ex needs to be held back a year at Hogwarts.
vegeta77 4
I would. I've been. It's boring. Poor people assume the fix to their life is a trip to the beach.
LyraAlluse 25
I've only ever been to Canada and I haven't had a vacation in about ten years so I wouldn't know. But I'll take your word for it.
MaxPlain69 8
This guy sounds like a harry potter loser! Doesn't he know that pot is legal in Jamaica?
fallenangel_223 1
Anyone who participates in a Quidditch match is a Harry Potter nerd. Never a loser. There is no such thing as a Harry Potter loser. Harry Potter is amazing & I'd agree with him.
chosha_fml 26
Go to Jamaica anyway, where there are plenty of guys who appreciate a fat ass in a bikini. Then again, sounds like the real ass is the one you just dumped.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Nothing... Is more important than fat asses in bikinis.
Raykyogrou03 12
Just go by yourself or take a friend.