Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
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Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML
Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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Top comments
LeonKennedy45 10
Glad you dumped his ass.
coried91 28
That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.
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Comments (248)
Token780 3
Ill go
kyouka 8
What a prick! Glad you dumped him
MansonFTW 5
Everyone's commenting on how she deserves better, y'all don't even know (her?). What if they're the worst person anyone's ever met and she did deserve it?
DreamyMia 16
After surprise someone with tickets to Jamaica, and being called fat and ditched over a Quidditch game I'm almost sure that being an awful person doesn't make this any less than a FML. Besides if we were to assume that everyone who shares an FML is an awful person the ydi would be the only option. fyl OP get better and win Jamaica in a bikini :D
butman 9
It's the most important sport. He should have dumped you
stoych 19
Personally, I would have been left with ONE non refundable ticket. If he's too damn stupid to go then **** it! Offer it to a friend who pays the change of info fee and they still have a great deal. Don't let him ruin it. He's obviously I huge twat!
stoych 19
Ahhh I remembered Hedonism is in Jamaica. What a way to get over him.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Go to Jamaica and haggle with the sales people about options. Or take a friend. Quidditch, only matters in google internships. Dude ought to be ashamed of himself. Jamaica and a girl or Quidditch? Is this really a challenge?
TheWhiteLotus 5
1. Lose some weight. 2. **** Quidditch. 3. If you're honestly content with how you look currently, take a friend on vacation and get over it, because obviously those random short-sighted insults from your boyfriend are certainly indicative of his attitude, in general.
chezgigi 7
You could toss that puppy in the air while you are in the terminal ready to catch your flight, and who ever picks it up.... Is bound to be better than he was! No matter who picks it up!
vegeta77 4
I hate beaches. The sand and the heat are awful. Add to that a fat girlfriend in a bikini and I'd rather do anything else.