Intimacy: Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead...

By danam - 05/07/2011 02:38 - Canada

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

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Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:35

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nabila21 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 2:20

**** YEAh!!

xXMintyHippoXx 4

Monday 12 March 2012 3:12

Sooo...instead of seeing the sun you saw the moon?

xXMintyHippoXx 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:23

So instead of the sun you saw the moon?

1048613 4

Monday 2 July 2012 6:53

Someone was havin a good time when they where stoned!

ethanman82 8

Monday 20 May 2013 15:48

yeah... sorry about that

gingerface81 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:07

At least he was having fun :)

HorrorJr 26

Thursday 18 December 2014 9:17

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:20

Lol I do this sometimes I admit. BUT I close all the blinds first lol. :P

Ashley2056 12

Saturday 25 July 2015 17:13

So I guessed you missed the sun set and just saw the moon...

brewing_anger 4

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:20

Awesome Neighbor!

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