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By Anonymous - 21/11/2021 17:01

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Today, I paid a hooker for a handjob, not because I was horny but because I’m single with no friends or relatives, and still working from home. It’s been so long since I’ve had human contact outside of work emails, it was nice to be able to talk to a human being for a few minutes in person. FML
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Yudith 24

You know there are people who you can pay to chat with you, right? Besides psychologists, I mean. If you're lucky, there might even be a local service exchange bank, which is a place where people exchange services for other services e.g. I clean your mountain of dishes and you fix my computer. Of you could find a guy who walks humans like others walk pets. Those are great.

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diraven 15

$20 hookers are known to be excellent conversationalists

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And1 12

Bro, stop feeling sorry for yourself and get a girlfriend!

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RichardPencil 30

I'm sure the conversation was scintillating. Did she try to upsell you to a *******? "Yeah, the overhand grip is what the best Russian hookers use." "Is the lube warm enough?" "Faster? Slower?" "What are we going to do with this mess?"

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diraven 15

$20 hookers are known to be excellent conversationalists

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Yudith 24

You know there are people who you can pay to chat with you, right? Besides psychologists, I mean. If you're lucky, there might even be a local service exchange bank, which is a place where people exchange services for other services e.g. I clean your mountain of dishes and you fix my computer. Of you could find a guy who walks humans like others walk pets. Those are great.

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RichardPencil 30

"A guy who walks humans?" Is that a thing? Do the walked humans have to provide their own leash and collar, or does he?

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core01 30

Yea, sure. Because everyone loves talking about their lives w/a complete stranger holding their dick.

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