Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Thoko_fml 0
Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.
Illyssa_fml 4
Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (183)
Shaggy_92 5
house of course break into ur can In the morning :)
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao that's a total fyl xD
bigsc 0
I keep a spare car key behind the motor of the passenger side view mirror... whenever I lock myself out, I just rip off the glass. its much cheaper than paying for a new window if it breaks
BoyBeyond 0
Well of course the house it will be cheaper then buying a new car window and getting someone to install it.
FYLDeep 26
Maybe the remote key has been cracked for your car and you could get into it that way.
MissCookiiie93 0
loool woow , u are soo smartt ;) alwayys look twice in your purse if you have your keyys :)
spidersilkx9 0
car.
chrisx020296 0
kinky
dmasheen 4
House--I'd start with the garage as you'd do the least damage. most garage doors are easy to pry up if you start near an edge. your goal here is to bend the lock catch past the keeper until the door fails. try a window next. windows are typically the least secured entry, but you have a good chance of breaking glass. of course if you know a window is open youd only be out a screen. if that. could always call 911 and say that you thought you left a pot on the stove. this WILL do damage to your door. promise. car--call the fire dept. if they say they wont force the door unless theres an emercency, state that your medications are in the center console. or something. not sure if the op is male or female.. but a female could probably work it. just saying. of course AAA or a lock smith could probably help too... is anyone else wondering how the op posted this without access to their house? or is it just a fiat that it's via cell?
rockyraccoon28 8
garage is a good idea, unless it's not connected to the house, like many houses are.
Telinaa 0
He might not have a garage. O: mindfuuuuck.
isminei 6
You seem to have extensive knowledge on the subject of breaking into homes >_>.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Just crack the key code.