Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
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iAlissa 34
Your name cracked me up.
ComoEsJuan 24
You've made one 'key' mistake.
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Comments (83)
Zebediabolical 45
When you finally break into your house and car, go buy a magnetic key hider for your car, and a fake rock or something to hide a house key in. Cuz this will happen again. It's like the Boy Scouts say: Be prepared, unless you're gay.
noelasis94 18
You know sometimes life throws a curveball and this seems to be one of those times just embrace and move on young Jedi
diablodeldragoon 6
zip tie the spare key under the truck in a place you can reach easily (not under the hood)
akiahara 14
I would assume that someone somewhere has another copy. That could make me an ass, potentially..
wvcheesehead1 9
When you get back in... call a locksmith and ask them to create a key.... then give you that keys specifications on paper. With that info any locksmith can make you a replacement key without the original. I carry my info in my wallet just in case. A good idea especially if you travel much.
mattrd_fml 31
You should have a spare house key hidden somewhere outside of your house. YDI
Thr33to16 8
Is the sheer stupidity burning your balls?
thatdangmexican 18
Your name must be Brian.
jake_saunders 4
I see what you did there
metalwolf 17
This is why I keep a spare car key in my wallet. if I don't have my wallet on me, i have bigger problems than not getting into my car.
BellaMarta 19
That was good planning.