Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
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iAlissa 34
Your name cracked me up.
ComoEsJuan 24
You've made one 'key' mistake.
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Comments (83)
picante72 24
Catch 22
vincelu09 11
This situation runs through my mind every time I close the trunk
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Nice screenname! Lol!
pbonham 22
Well damn
SuperDanielNL 23
That's why you give a spare set to someone you trust. My neighbour has one for instance.
Satoaoi 13
that's just some real bad luck
BloodFaerie 21
That is why I have a key hidden on my car somewhere so I can get into my car should I lock my keys in my car... after having messed up the sunroof on my last car having to break into it. And, it's a cheap key that only unlocks the doors, but doesn't start the engine.... yes, someone can hotwire it... but that kind of person might know how to pick a lock anyway and my car is a cheap POS that I'd be better off if they stole so I could get a new one, lol. AND my mom has another copy of my key just in case.
Shadowlainx 11
time to break a window lol
xRezSynn 15
That sucks :/
WonkeyDonkey 10
Here I am laughing at your post because i thought "yeah i can relate to that" and then i realized my house keys are on my car keys ring too o_O PMSL