Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
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iAlissa 34
Your name cracked me up.
ComoEsJuan 24
You've made one 'key' mistake.
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Comments (83)
sux4u121 10
That's when you smash a rock through the window and grand theft auto that shit out of there. I mean, who the hell has time to wait for somebody to help them out?
greenie213 23
Who the hell has money to replace a window every time they lock a key in their car?
FML_Whale 18
Bill Gates. But he can just use his other Lamborghini.
akiahara 14
GTA, mothafucka!
rhysfucker 24
No outside garage door opener? No 'Hide-a-Key'? Zip tie a spare truck door key behind the front grill to the vertical support. Next time this happens you can reach up under the grill, twist the key...breaking the zip tie...viola!!
bfsd42 20
Are you playing the viola? Or telling the op to get one?
shutupAnderson 7
Like a good neighbor Statefarm is there!
gracehi 33
With a locksmith service! :D
maddygirl820 10
Best username ever
KY_Jelly 10
Now, which window do you want to break?
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
So they spare isn't in the house then?
SillyGirl4602 23
The spare key IS in his house. He just isn't able to get inside his house because the house key is locked in his car.
PenguinBitch 44
Easy, do the State Farm jingle and wish yourself inside your car.
Imhere4fml 24
Or the keys
yellowchocobo 21
but the keys are in the car already
blubberfish 10
I would not wish myself inside my keys. I can't imagine that being much fun
buddy51 23
OP- Call the cops and they will come and open the truck for you! Or sometimes, mall security or parking garage folk have the tool to open the thing up without breaking a window, etc... Good luck!
iammeorami 25
smart eh?
therealafroninga 10
Just bust the window in. No fear.
SillyGirl4602 23
I don't know about you but I can not afford to replace a window if it broke.