Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
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adamo_erebus 26
-slow clap-
wlddog 14
After you eventually get in, zip tie one of the spares someplace no one will see, so this wont happen again. I zip tie spares to the frame under the truck. Works every time.
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Comments (65)
dyehardxen 19
I have such a bad habit of locking myself out of my car. I have spares that I gave out to a choice few friends, but I'd rather not have to drag them out to wherever I am to help me out. I started leaving one of my windows down enough for me to squeeze my arm in and roll the window down. I have skinny arms and manual windows so it's not too hard for me, however, if I take too long with the window, I could eventually lose my arm to lack of circulation... Moral of the story: don't lock yourself out.
andrekrivo 20
I wish there was a lol button :p
Zebediabolical 45
You know that those hardware stores that make keys often also sell magnetic keyholders to attach to the undercarriage right? Next time you should get one of those too. That said, everyone does dumb things like that. So no YDI for you today.
Jharrist89 12
Yea, why the **** were they in there?
srogue74 5
at least you didnt pull a peter griffin, and lock yourself in the car.
Ki11erC 18
Pretty much all cars can be unlocked without keys and if you can't a breakdown service/mechanic can.
Pique_fml 8
You suck.