Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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flockz 20
your car just trolled you hard.
Darklord53 0
Dumbass....smh
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Comments (146)
FrankHotpants 31
Attention to detail! as we say in the navy.
vantheman169 0
Shut up booter!
as3guy 0
Agreed. STFU airman.
FrankHotpants 31
That's funny, because last time i checked I worked on the base as an instructor teaching recruits...idiot
as3guy 0
Oh... In that case your still a ******.
majorasshole 4
Are you a blonde by any chance?
22jrdn55 15
No, she's just human.
Ash0 6
I love the fact that the guy was using a wire hanger to unlock your door..
Juju123187 2
I still don't see how people constantly lock their keys in their car. Knock on wood, but I never have and maybe I just have good luck, or I'm smart enough to remember where my keys are all the time.
Ash0 6
Ditto.
Angelrose2004 17
This reminds me of the blonde joke about the woman who calls onstar, cuz she locked herself inside the car!.. On the bright side of things, at least it was an easy fix :
katburton13 2
This has really happened but the lady called 911...
Xquisite1 28
Keep quiet and just accept the help rather than look foolish.
YooEfO 4
Your a idiot
HappyJello 7
*You're.
flockz 20
an*
DocBastard 40
Irony...overwhelming.
22jrdn55 15
Hahahaha, I actually fell on the floor laughing as soon as I read that.
KiddNYC1O 22
30- I cringed more to that fail than when I did watching Hostel III today.
omarzrgz 3
There's a III?
gundamexia 0
what a nice guy
Sagginbackwards 3
You have the farm animal noise making wheel in the backseat too dont you. -facecar-
dmmcintyre3 8
dumb comment form sent it to the wrong comment
HappyJello 7
Good job. -pats back-
wallygolf 3
Ill bet everyone thats read this will check all thier doors when it happens to them. A lesson for us all