Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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flockz 20
your car just trolled you hard.
Darklord53 0
Dumbass....smh
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UMad_Bro 3
YDI. No questions asked.
flockz 20
good thing this isn't Jeopardy then.
cmars3 7
Maybe you should check all doors first next time, just a thought...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Boy, aren't you the clever one.
cmars3 7
I don't understand why I got thumbs down, wouldn't everyone check all the doors before getting help? That would be the first thing I'd do.
FarSide 23
You got the thumbs down for telling the rest of us "above average intelligence" people something so phuching obvious, that it was insulting. This post would get thumbs down because it too is so obvious... except it is especially for your clueless ass.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That is not really fair though because cmars3's comment wasn't directed at us, it was directed at the OP who obviously was smart enough to check all the doors first. You were being bitchy for a faulty reason.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
wasn't*
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's moreover the fact that this comment was one of the first things that popped into everybody's heads as soon as they saw this FML. Not counting me of course, I was thinking about SEX. *cough* Anyways, the amount of unoriginality in that comment made me post my comment and thumb his down.
twistedlovex 0
I hate it when people complain about getting thumbs down on their comment.
cmars3 7
I wasn't complaining, I was asking why. Plus there are a ton of unoriginal comments on here.
bubo_fml 11
Did you repay the helpful fellow with a ride?!
DobGriffen 8
Who conveniently carries a wire hanger with them...
ohSNAPyall 27
Those with dry cleaning?
atarisrocks 6
Abortionist
crchara 3
I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering that
downtime 13
People who like to be prepared?
yummcookie 0
MacGyver.
dylanmurre 4
Or he just had one in his car. I have lots of random shit in my car as well.
lilkala300 0
Bahhhaah
surferforlifezzz 1
...stupid.,,
me_gusta_eso 1
...So is your unnecessary addition of punctuation symbols.,,
Noway17 0
Hey me gusta, yours is just as bad :D !!!!!!!!......,,,,,,,????????'''''""""""""........!!!!!!!!!!!;;;;;;;;;::::::?????????!!!??,,?.?.!.?,.??.,?? But I think I've won.
girlie_201597 4
Your seriously going to reply to their comment and make fun of grammar ?! **** off. Gosh.
FortuneCookie3 1
how many people does it take to open an unlocked car?
Mr25_fml 14
I wish there was a comment witty wnough for this much stupidity, but sadly, there isn't..
jamez1994 3
Shoulda had a v8!
Yodaevil 4
How did you know it was a V6? :)
florido_fml 10
Who helps someone for 20 mins? I would of gave up the first 5!
StoryOfTheYear 15
An exceedingly nice person?
22jrdn55 15
**Would HAVE** or the op is especially attractive.
Bekll 31
Also, it's "given" not "gave".
Jibblets2367 7
Well at least thank the guy for wasting half an hour to help you out! We need more people like him in the world :3
LaColombianita 26
I was gonna say the same thing (: