How else would I do it

OP here, give me solid suggestions that won't attract the attention of my boss who is now watching my every move!

Tell your boss to check Dave's comp. Maybe he'll find something. I wouldn't be surprised if that's why his comp is having troubles.

But how did mine get flagged and his didn't? Unless he used proxies or something. He never seemed smart enough for that haha

Then tell your boss to go search Dave's internet history. Heck that's the reason Dave's computer isn't working and he needed yours.

If there are CCTV cameras in your work place a quick check will show who was really at your computer.

Who said anything about within the working space? If not then do it before work. For example, just unscrew his chair. Then here's what happens: Dave comes in. Fresh coffee in his hand. Goes to his office. Sits in his chair. Chair collapses. In the moment of distress, the coffee spills all over him. Payback restored.

To get revenge on Dave, look up Child **** or Pony **** or something like that.

Pony **** is one thing... I don't think this issue warrants him getting arrested for CP

That's a federal crime. Some fuzzy **** does not warrant a federal crime. Plus that's just creepy. You're talking about exploited children.

I hope no one pisses you off, #36. You seem like one of those people who take things way too far...

Thanks for letting us know.

Well turn away you judgemental bitch. oh wait, you cant be a bitch, thats an animal-.-

I'm a furry, and I hate the thought of furry ****.. Not all of us are bad.. The ones like me are pretty much just people who love anthropomorphic animals :P that's it.. It's like a different culture.

Hey! Furries are awesome not disgusting

I'm confused, what's a furry? I thought it all had to do with a weird sex thing.

Thats just what the public thinks. Most furries aren't into the whole sex thing. But thw ones who are give the whole fandom a bad rep.

A furry is a normal human being who thinks that anthropomorphic animals are awesome. We read stories and draw them, while claiming a "fursona" which is an animal we feel we are closest to. We go to furcons to hangout and make friends, and we love to party. Not all of us watch "furry ****" and personally I think it's disgusting. We don't do ***********, because that's just wrong... There you go.

Or tell Dave that after his furscrusion he can go **** himself.

It was a cafe that doesn't give out receipts and I generally don't keep them anyway unless they're important x(

Maybe credible witnesses that saw that you were at the cafe?