Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Addict
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
#winning
Today, I placed $20 in a slot machine at a casino and in a matter of 5 minutes lost it all. My sister then sat at the same machine, put her $20 in and quadrupled her money. FML
Gamba streams ruin lives
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Windfall
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Dopamine rush
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Fill those slots!
Today, my girlfriend pawned in her mother's engagement ring so she could gamble at the pokies. FML
Smooth criminal
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
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hpdrew15 9
I'd demand the $1000 back immediately!
Bofferding_fml 6
1. Find compromising information about them 2. Print it and Put in mailbox 3. ???? 4. Get some $$$
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Comments (199)
HunterAlpha1 8
they don't HAVE to give you a cut. however, they do have to pay you back by the date on the paper that both parties signed. you did draw up an agreement, right?
FairyTales_fml 6
Well I don't know about your cut but at least get back your $1000
kkmwong 11
It is like giving cigarettes go a recovering addict. Never do it.
RuskiManBearPig 4
It's time to go Rick James on that bitch.
Munchkin13 6
What a bitch
NoYDI 4
Sue
auddylynne 0
Well I guess u can assume they're bad w money AND virtues.
dansco 25
Sue them!
Lookinforlove10 1
Id deffinatly demand my money back...plus interest. :} lol What Assholes...
STR8UPG415 0
I would sue my sister