Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
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Top comments
kitkatkelly 0
At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...
nuked 0
Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.
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Comments (93)
mattiscool 0
holy shit.... 1868 think YDI 1868 think YLIF
Eggtart 18
Wow. This is really close but I'd have to say YDI.. you should have remembered it
tjd13 0
thats what you get for not living in jersey you wouldnt have to get out of your car
BabaBlackShirt 0
O.o Forgetful people.
danisawesomerthe 0
Ooh that sux hope u didn't lose much money and call ur credit card company and tell them to turn it off
AshleyRose784 0
Time to make a ton of annoying phone calls, that really sucks. It's actually better to sign the back of your cards, it's much easier to get a fake ID than it is to convincingly copy someone's signature. Also, at the bank I work at, if the card is not signed when you walk in we can't do a cash advance for you even if you offer to sign it right there for this very reason.
jj732 0
heh @18 :]
castro4life 0
at least you found it,
Will09 0
Is it just me, or am i the only one who noticed the time this was posted at was 9:11 ?
HeyThereGorgeous 0
This I'd why you NEVER EVER EVER EVER put stuff on top of your car! Seriously. So many fmls are like this . I still voted fml because now you have to do all that stuff but don't put stuff on your car!