Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
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Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
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kitkatkelly 0
At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...
nuked 0
Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.
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Janine_fml 0
I offer a service that can help protect you from identity theft because just cancelling your cards and such won't stop it all. Check out my website www.prepaidlegal.com/hub/janinedang
Shmoopie4 0
Ugh. That does suck. At least you still have your license, though.
fmlreaderr 0
That sucks... and it's creepy that the person took the pictures; I hope you reported the theft.
Charlie_Whipple 0
You keep checks in your wallet?
e11e 0
Sooo.... no pockets, then?
RichardMNixon 0
Consider yourself lucky. When my wallet was stolen they didn't even leave my license so I had to spend $30 after all my cash was stolen. FML.
cthulhu1138 1
I hear there's this new invention called the "pocket" that can prevent this sort of thing.
FMLGirl1991 0
it's lesson time. Don't leave your wallet anywhere that isn't your pocket or bag. the good news is at least you don't have to replace your license!
serendipityKarma 0
Yea they took your pics but not your license! That makes sense...?
gclunax 0
Ok.. first- wth? Y wood u put ur wallet on top of ur car Second- how could u forget it up there Ugh. Nd i thought I had stml -.-