bloodyLIP
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
mk
Canada
Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
idiot
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda
United States
Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML
Anonymous
Suwanee, United States
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Clutz
United States
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
Vicky
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Grossed out
Bizarre topping
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
manicmandy
United States
Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML
person
Jordan
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Top comments
joooeee 3
which lips?!?!
PrincessesCrown 17
Put some ice on it. Wait! Maybe not.
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Comments (129)
ZoZo17_fml 0
ouch. at least you can ice it, now.
sweetcande999 0
haha nice
maidofawesome 0
Way to go
daybowbow 0
Watch A Christmas Story some time.
Juggalette_623 9
But, if he does he'll want to shoot his eyes out. :/
Riddles66 0
Shit like that does happen
Sonofa_Snitch 0
what an idiot
Death_From_Above 0
I agree with ya
mhinaj 0
well duh!!
YacL 15
Reading this FML made me cringe... that really, really sucks. FYL
Bandaro 10
You can also do that with a little adhesive tape if your lips are dry.. :S Found that out the hard way as well. :O
Heidyslifesuckss 0
& paper too :( well thats if your lips are wet ... lmaooo xD
CitrusGirl 0
If a metal pole can do it to your tongue, why not an ice cube to your lip?
rawrinbear 0
...!?
KatrinaKitten 16
Cool story, bro.