Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Top comments
mikeyforge 0
OH NO! WHO KNEW TAKING OFF DUCK TAPE HURTS!!!
armada_fml 0
I really hope you aren't over the age of 12.
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Comments (163)
zack11289 3
You don't say
kkrivicky 6
thats why you use scotch tape.. you can put in anywhere and everywhere and still take it off with minimal pain lmao
StormFML 7
You don't say?
JosephineMB 8
i once did it all over my body.. That hurts.
tarv 16
No it really hurts when your brothers duck tape around your whole head that would be a FML
darkfireflame 15
You learn something new every day.
Pika_Slime 2
Omg, we never knew that duck tape hurt when you take it off *mind blown*
perfectperson 3
This is the dumbest FML I've ever seen.
Starlight1029 18
Yep, you definitely deserved that one, but honestly I'd be lying if I said I'd never done this before just out of boredom.. -_-
trumpet27 1
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